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tcaufield
NEWBIE
USA
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 Posted - 06/20/2006 : 23:55:39
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God created man and said to man, I give you 20 active years of sex life. To which man says "Thank You God". Then God creates the Horse, and says "horse I give you 20 active years of sex life. Horse says "Thank you God, but 10 is enough for me." Man then asks if he can have the other 10. God says ok. Then God creates the Lion. He says to the lion I give you 20 active years of sex life. Lion says thank you God but 10 is enough for me. So man asks for lion's other ten. God hesitates but grants it. Then God creates the Jackass, and says jackass I give you 20 active years of sex life. Jackass says thankyou god but 10 is enough for me. Well knowing man was going to ask for jackass's other ten as well God just looks at man and says you can have it. This finally explains why man has 20 active years of sex life, 10 years of horsing around, 10 years of lying about it, and 10 years of making a total JACKASS of himself.
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How God Created Man? (No offense intended)
