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grazza7777
UP AND COMING
Australia
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 Posted - 07/13/2007 : 03:51:51
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this guy was driving along a dirt road through red neck country in america,he got out of the car to relieve himslf,after all was finished he got back in the car and the car wouldnt start.
after 5 hours in the blistering sun looking under the bonnet and trying everything his non mechanical brain but to no avail,
after scratching his head for about an hour he hears a voice over his left shoulder,he stupid, tighten ur distributer cap,
he looks over and there was a white horse,
he immediately turns around thinking to himself he is now going insane, still tinkering with the motor hoping and praying for a result, he hears the voice again,
he stupid tighten ur distributer cap and u will be gone, he turned his head and sure enough there was this white horse,
i am going mad he said to himself,he decided to tighten the distributer cap and sure enough broom,up she fires,he takes off at the rate of knotts,
after about 2 hours driving he hits a town,sees a bar and goes in to calm his shattered nerves,
after 3 straight scotches the barman said to him, hey mate,u look a bit shattered there,has something gone wrong,
old mate said has there,he then procedeed to tell the barman what had happened,
he got to the horse and said and this horse told me to tighten my distrubuter cap,so after a while and the second ask i did,sure enough my car started,
the barman looked at him and said was it a white horse and he said "YES" it was,
the barman said how lucky was that, old mate said tell me about it, the barman said no lucky i mean lucky that it wasnt the black horse,he knows nothing about cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grazza7777
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Edited by - grazza7777 on 07/13/2007 03:59:53 |
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the white horse
